Alpha Natural Resources
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Alpha Natural Resources spokesman James Arbuckle released to the media to the the company will be merging with Lexington Coal LLC within next 6 weeks Lexington Coal spokesman Dustin Maynard says the company has big plans for the future of coal across the Appalachian which begin with being nice to scoopmen and helping hang cables. Buggy men’s jobs were discussed but Maynard says these employees are a dime a dozen. No further information was given
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