Local man, Jonathan Williams, GUILTY
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Local resident, Jonathan Williams, pleaded guilty to consuming fish water.
Not only did he consume fishwater, he asked for “more more more”, which is obviously the sign of a freak of nature.
He is known to taunt law enforcement. If you see him, stay clear. He’s a freak.
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