James Helferstay picked for North Korea Trip
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President Donald Trump is said to release a statement tomorrow regarding his pick to travel to North Korea on a missionary trip to finally free the sovereign state. Mr. Helferstay was picked due to his increasing intolerance for ignorance, bullying and all around ugly dictators.
When questioned as to how he would handle the situation he responded with, "boobs". He stated he will take big breasted women with him because as per his beliefs, boobs are the keys to world peace. "No man can resist looking and while he is distracted I will seize the opportunity to take him out with my highly impressive ninja skills, tie him to a chair and let him play Nintendo Classic for the remainder of his life, he will be happy and the world will be a better place".
Mr. Helferstay did not want to give any further information for not to spoil his world changing plan. When asked if he feared for his life he simply stated, "No" and went on to not so simply state "I'm from the United States, where every younger generation thinks they know what is best for the country and world. Well, I am here to show them what's best, freedom and Nintendo".
We here wish James Helferstay the best of luck but we all feel pretty confident he will not need luck because he seems pretty awesome.
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