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Former Dallas Cowboy Dez Bryant has announced that he won't be attending OTAs. Anywhere. He quoted Dylan Thomas saying "I will not go gently into that good night." Evidently know one has told him that old age should burn and rave at close of day. Dez contacted New England Patriot Tom Brady and Pittsburgh Steeler Le'Veon Bell who will also be without Contracts throughout OTAs. Dez was persistent that they all needed to work out and maybe they should do it together. Unfortunately he contacted Le'Veon Bell on 4/20 and he has no memory of the conversation. Tom Brady just gave a flat out no. After all, he is Tom Brady, it's not like he needs practice. Dez did talk Colin Kaepernick into playing catch. Kap says that he can successfully complete passes to Dez from 1 knee.

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