The Ticket

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The most anticipated meeting for President Trump's candidacy was scheduled for today. Really, it was just Kim Kardashian. No one thought much about her visit to the White House. Most figured that it was simply bought and paid for by Kim's husband Kanye. But this reporter has friends inside the White House. It gives me a rare look at the inner workings of the White House. My friends there speak no English. They mop the floors and put dishes away. In the same manner as a Cancun busboy, they do there jobs without being seen or heard. My friends came to me and told me that there was a Special Buzz to this visit. So I equipped them with some tape recorders that some of my FBI friends had stashed throughout the White House. Like I've stated, these folks do their jobs without being seen or heard. They do not serve drinks or food. They simply clean. So this is what I've transcribed. The meeting was a success. Ms Kardashian's elegant self showed in all her stunning beauty. President Trump promptly took her for a tour of the Executive Residence. Kim had obviously seen it before. They reappeared in about 15 minutes and toured the house eventually making it to the Oval Office. Disguised as a visit about Prison Reform this rapidly become about the Campaign of 2020. My inside people informed me that it was mostly President Trump talking, like that was some kind of surprise and Ms Kardashian mostly just bobbing her head up in down. I believe that's Spanish for nodding. The ultimate climax of the meeting did occur and we will have a New Ticket in the next election... TRUMP / RUMP 2020

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