Five month study shows people who admire "Little people" live longer lives.
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An extensive five-month study revealed that people who are have a fascination with "little people" or those under four feet tall tend to live longer lives. Scientists have concluded after many months of research that a fondness for little people will make people watch them and by watching them their heads naturally look down and by looking down causes less stress on the bodies neck muscles and in some cases even release endorphins causing a natural high and relaxation. The endorphins affect on the body and heart is a positive one and relives the body of the day to day stress of what is known as the Obama effect. The Obama effect has been known to cause headaches and even dizziness in some. Many such individuals who suffer from it and have a history of the illness are now being prescribed weekly trips to the circus. Research has shown there are exceptions and some patients do not benefit from this but in all about 70 percent do. The study also showed that those with a fear of clowns should avoid the circus treatment and instead stay at home and watch reruns of "Land of the Giants" a classic tv show. They stated that watching the show for a two hours a day over a three week period showed improvement of 60 percent of the people in the study. Doctors over five feet tall declined to comment on this article.
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