Maria is a snake
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It has just been confirmed that Maria Armadildo is in fact a snake. Pictures of her at local zoos have been confirmed (see below). It is also hypothesized that her so called “friends” are snakes as well. As a result of this not-so-shocking discovery, Maria Armadildo has been placed in Pet-co™? until further notice.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.