Closet Cowboy fans arrested late Saturday.
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Steven Roach and Mark Bell were arrested Saturday evening after the pair inexplicably gained access to the photo shoot. Witnesses on the scene describe complete pandemonium when the two rushed the star running back. Zeke was taken to a local Maryland Wound Specialist for minor injuries. Nurse Brenda Tillery describes his injury as possibly infectious due to the bite marks on his butt. She adds he will be held for 3 days to make sure his booboo is ok and will be overseeing all dressing changes personally.
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