Brewster Ambulance Purchases Brewster

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Saturday 13 August 2059 34744 Shares

In what is being described as a bold move, Brewster Ambulance service today announced plans to purchase the Cape Cod town of Brewster, Massachusetts. "It just seemed to make sense" said company CEO Mark Brewster. "We won't have to change the graphics on any of the police cars or firetrucks since they already say Brewster on them". Asked for comment, the Brewster town selectman would neither confirm nor deny a potential sale was in the works, but did admit "Mark drives a hard bargain".

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