Rob yoke ye lads
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These 3 local thugs that robbed an old packies car on the malahied road across from the great shopping centre Tesco yesterday morning at 12am have been locally named as Jake ward aged 15 Josh fagan aged 14 and Peter Doherty aged 13 they forcefully pulled the little packies Stan's basterds out of his car kicked him in the head and brought the 00 Micra to the legendary patch and ralleyed it they were on record saying Rob yoke lads ye and laughing the garda surrender them and they were taken into custody we asked them y did ya joyride it there they said because it's the patch ya wanker these 3 little toe rags are up in court this after noon at 5 for attempted murder and theft they will all spend 6 Months in saint paths each the judge says
Mark O'Keeffe reporting form darndale till next time on the herald
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