New public bathrooms for illegals in sanctuary cities!!-New demands from the San Fran lefties.
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Amid the recent controversy lately,over what bathrooms to use,the left is once again screaming and crying foul.Now it's over which bathrooms illegal immigrants should use in sanctuary cities.We decided to take to the streets in one city last week,San Fransico.To interview a few folks in the crowd gathered outside a grey hound bus terminal bathroom.Organized by Kittmet Blackpower a local activist who only wears a jock strap and batman mask to her protests.She was busy spraypainting a mural of an illegal sitting on a gold toilet inside the bus depot,so we turned to a more friendly looking face in the mob to ask a few important questions.Like for one,what the futt is going on??? "It is unfair,plain and simple", says A colorful fellow named Dallas White,who stood in the crowd of over 2,000 people of mixed genders,and races.."We can't sit by,and force these poor illegal immigrants to use public restrooms,transgender restrooms,bi sexual restrooms,or whatever restrooms,it's just not good enough".Holding back tears,he says "We need to show love to these folks.They need and should have a safe,ultra clean,welcoming bathroom to relieve themselves.With no republicans allowed.and with showers,washers and dryers,soap and free vending machines!!" Amazed,shocked and bewildered that someone could conceive and believe such ideas,we shook our heads and our crew wandered over to a small humble food cart.Ran by an illegal immigrant named Rico Whorehay Tacoguacamole Gonzales ,(no joke).Rico says he was only at the gathering to sell his homemade" lizard sticks".which is deepfried bean dip,slathered in guacamole,hot peppers,and wrapped in a soft taco on a stick.We did sample his wares and found a true businessman at work on this tiny corner of his newfound sanctuary town.He relayed his recent story to us as we stood amid the crowd of chanting,panting,sweaty protestors.He says he was accousted by two large new Yorkers wearing m.a.g.a. ball caps,who lifted him by the feet and held his head into a filthy toilet.Chanting build that wall,pay for that wall,! don't use OUR STALL!!! He had a sign reading give me a safe place in your city to dump! on the side of his push along food cart.This was just one of many sad tails we heard as our news crew meandered around the crowd last week.We arrived with a feeling that surely this is just some nutjobs throwing some bizarre event to get their 15 minutes of fame,and get to scream their lungs out bashing trump.Although that is basically all that went on,there truly is some bit of empathy to be felt towards some of these poor people gathered illegally in our cities.Sources who are close to Maxine Waters say she had a nervous breakdown upon hearing this news of Rico,the street vendor.His cousin is her brothers uncle,by adoption.So they have close contact to the word on the streets says Rico.After gathering herself back together,she demanded Trumps immediate impeachment ,once again,and demanded that he personally donate 160 million dollars to build new restrooms across every sanctuary city for these poor illegals suffering under his watch.We will see how far these democrats are willing to go says Dallas as he squatted to pinch a loaf on a 10 foot wide banner of trump,which was then hefted upon makeshift poles and placed above the grey hound bus stations public toilet area.Just when you thought you have heard it all folks,the Democratic Kool-Aid has been spiked even harder and their minds even retarder! we can't say we agree with the new bathroom ideas,but we do agree that Rico should open a resteraunt and get out of the push cart.He is one hell of a cook!
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