Local Hero Rescues 2 White Kids Detained Illegally

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Thursday 02 December 2059 32858 Shares

In a shocking turn of events, once considered a threat to society, the notorious “Trapper” rescued two white kids that had been detained for their love of Mexican cuisine under the latest Trump laws.

“He’s a hero”, said one nearby witness to the courageous rescue.

Shouts of “Gracias a Dios por el trampero” could be heard resonating amongst the crowd in unison, reminiscent of a chant at Estadio Azteca.

We will update this story upon contact with “El Trapper” himself.

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