Mitchel Atikins Officially Comes Out Of The Closet
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As some rumours suggested in the past few months, It is now known that officially, 15 Year-Old Mitchel Atkins from Hobsonvillepoint Secondary School is Homosexual. As of August 2018, Mitchel has been telling the teachers at HPSS that "A bendy ruler is still straighter than him" and that "he makes Bruce Jenner look like a straight person." His therapist describes Mitchel as a "Mentally Unstable child that should be put into a cage with nothing but a dildo, a cricket bat, and some food." Mitchel is now refusing to talk to anyone. He is currently living in his parent's basement playing his favourite game "Minecraft" and "Fortnite." His parents describes Mitchel as a "Lazy child with no future." His parents are currently looking for places to put Mitchel up for adoption, but the places they have been too already refuses to have Mitchel.
Raven De Silva reports.
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