BREAKING NEWS: Billy Sings Shark Song

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Billy Edsell, renowned fantasy football loser, has been charged with singing the shark song in the nude. He will be arraigned tomorrow. Nobody will post bail for him as they have deemed the scene he created much too vulgar. We reached out to a witness who said the following, “there isn’t enough bleach in the world to pour into my eyes and burn that image out of my head.” For more on this story, we turn to your nightmares.

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