***Houston Texans Set NFL Record***
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The Houston Texans are officially the longest running NFL team with "expansion" status in NFL history. Texans fans who are known for hating their big brother and mentor franchise the Dallas Cowboys, have been subjected to rebuilding decisions for a decade. Their superstar savior and sweet meat dresser Deshaun Watson has amassed four wins thus far.
Watson has been destroyed all season and thrown a pick in every single game. At this rate he will be RG 3 respectfully.
Texans fans there is help after Sunday if you are depressed after Sunday please call 1800-DONT-KILL-YOURSELF. You will never catch the Dallas Cowboys but your life is still valuable.
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