Kirkwood Missouri woman trampled by elephant.
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In an ironic twist to local and political news it was reported that late last night a Kirkwood Missouri woman protesting on local courthouse steps was trampled by an elephant. According to bystanders she had reportedly angered the elephant after flagrantly displaying disrespectful photos of another unknown elephant in compromising situations. The elephant was eventually caught and released in a local zoo - lauded by some as a local hero for silencing the noise. Said one onlooker, "We already got enough noise from these dang train tracks, we don't need no liberal donkeys adding to it. Ain't nobody got time for that".
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