Appeal for information on food thief

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Police have issued an appeal to uncover the identity of a woman who left Kate’s Place Coffee Shop, Craigavon without paying for her food.

Dectective Cheif Inspector Adams says “The accused is a woman in her mid to late 20s with blonde hair. She was wearing a Nurses uniform at the time. She entered the establishment and ordered food items, before leaving without paying for the goods”

Coffee shop owner Andrea 43 said “we just can’t allow things like this to go unnoticed, we are a small business and we need to make an example of this person, so as it deters others from taking advantage and results in a loss of profits”

A member of the public has come forward with a photo matching the description of the alleged and police are now looking into finding her whereabouts.

Police have urged that the accused hand themselves into Lurgan station before a warrant is issued.

October 17th 2018

Reporter: James Boyle

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