Wachowskis to Direct Indiana Jones Reboot

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The Wachoskis have been personally tapped by Steven Spielberg to replace him at the helm of a newly conceived reboot of the Indian Jones frachise. The Wachowskis hope to retaint he flair of the oringinal films, yet put a modern spin on things.

When askd about specifics on the project, the Wachowskis stated that they "could not guarantee" that the character of Indiana would be male or female. The treasuer hunter may still be an archaelogy professor, so he or she will have many deeper issues to deal with. The modern students will likely see Jones as a thief who steals items of cultural importance. The theft often leads to cultural appropriaton by privileged upper class citizens in the United States. The students will need to have these discussions with Jones in safe spaces.

Both Wachowskis feel that the time is now to use the Indiana Jones character as a talking point for issues facing our society. They did guarantee lots of slow motion photography with the latest advancements in 8K camera technology.

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