Study Shows Fake News Causes Brain Damage
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In a recent study conducted by the Trump Fake News Organizational Foundation, it has been found that Fake News causes brain damage. It was discovered when there was an uptick of Fake News during the hurricanes and all the news stations broadcast fake images of massive ocean swells in South Carolina last month.
When the uptick in Fake News began, central supercomputers and network devices were found to have released toxic ions into the lower stratosphere where the jet stream is. This jetstream carried the toxic ions across the entire globe. The toxic ions when ingested or inhaled go directly into the bloodstream and then embed themselves in brain tissue and then begin to decay, which in turn causes the brain tissue they are attached to do so as well.
It is advisable to stay away from your personal computer for the next week or so, as it is not known if personal computers laptops, and even some phones may emit the toxic ions during this time.
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