MAN ON THE RUN
Saturday 16 October 2059 81208 Shares
Eli Ray Angell, 22, is evading police after driving into a lampost. The resulting scenes left many injured and there unfortunately over 40 casualties.
If anyone has seen this man, who also goes by snivelling weasel, please contact the the authorities.
He is not thought to be dangerous as he couldn't fight his way out if a cardboard box!