Northwest Indiana Rock and Roll Band Displays a Vulgar, Obsene, And Mean Performance Resulting In Police Action
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Late Friday afternoon, a Northwest Indiana rock and roll band, with a name too obscene for media, was removed by law enforcement from a Chicagoland area night club during their performance.
Witnesses say that the front man of the band, Samuel Hirosky was the ring leader of escapades including; violence, nudity, self mutilation, and bloodshed on stage.
Hirosky allegedly drank profusely during the performance, and began acting erratic, and even slammed a microphone into his clenched mouth, breaking one of his teeth. He also reportedly smashed himself in the head with the microphone, which and left his face bleeding throughout the performance.
The night club owner, Fredrick Wallace, stated that he had to call law enforcement at approximately 12:30 A.M., when Hirosky had a glass bottle thrown at him on stage, and he removed several articles of clothing, and rolled almost fully nude on broken glass, and proceeded to dive into the audience, and attack the man who threw the bottle.
When officers arrived, they had to forcefully remove Hirosky while he was urinating on stage equipment with a lit cigarette in his mouth.
Authorities say that Hirosky was not charged with any crimes, but was fined for multiple ordinance violations.
When we contacted Hirosky for further comment, he exclaimed that, "The police, government, and the media are narrow minded, hypocritical puppets of society that are trying to destroy rock and roll, but they cannot do it". He also claimed that he had "Committed no crimes" , and he is "The Messiah of rock and roll", and, "his bodily fluids are a communion to the people"
When asked for further comment, Hirosky hung up the phone, and media was not able to make further contact. Hirosky also agreed to sign a legal affidavit, exclaiming that he, as well as his band and members, are no longer allowed to play at that venue, or affiliated establishments, and he is no longer allowed to tresspass on to the establishment property.
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