New course offered to all facebook jail inmates
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Are you currently doing hard time for that slip of the nipple, a spoof of a dangling penis or clicked by mistake. Well good news, for you. We now offer 1 and 2 term classes, of how to speak with emjois. This is not affiliated with the 'emjoi chat for eggplants and tacos after dark coalition''. Our goal is to rehabilitate the facebooker in a way that is beneficial to society. Applicants are required to complete a mandatory two part screening, first being ''Have you now, or have you ever stuck sharp objects in your nose'' questionnaire. And secondly a ''What colour is the water you drink when you wear your sisters underwear to the Olde pump house on a tuesday afternoon'' essay type test. We encourage early sign ups, as there is a very high demand and very little seating available. Contact us at the office of Do not whistle in P town, or go to jail'' office. Currently located on the second floor of your local OPP detachment. For further details, any law enforcement member will gladly assist upon receiving your phone call.
sincerely
Yura Dumass
founder and ceo at
''idiocy in humans inc''
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