President trump cancels Cinco De Mayo!
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President Trump announced In a pres conference held Tuesday night at the white house, That he is banning Cinco De Mayo and other mexico native holiday's. he hopes that in banning these holiday's, it will urge Mexican residents that reside in the United States of America to convince their families in Mexico to pay for the wall. He has made it illegal in all 50 states to host or participate in Cinco De Mayo or other Mexico native holidays. Greg Pushner a reporter for CNN asked trump "What is the punishment for breaking your ban?" President Trump replied with the answer "Automatic deportation". Greg asked "How would that work if we are legal citizens of america? Is Mexican food counted as celebration of Mexico. President Trump said "Absolutely not, the food is here legally." He also denied to comment about the deportation of legal residents for participation of Mexican native holidays and traditions. Ashley Seawald reporter for ABC news stations asked president trump on other related topics. Ashley asked "Are the white house representatives correct about your new plan to draft american men aged 18 years and over to help build the wall?" President Trump replied "if you do not love your country enough to protect it, are you really a citizen?" last question asked by CNN reporter Greg Pushner "Are you doing a thumb war with china and waht does that mean? Trump responded with "China has reached out and suggested we did a thumb war to settle disputes. the best two out of three will win." He said "this will be a great oppertunity to win chinas nuclear weapons, but if we lose they will get our best military weapons. I think i have a great chance of winning. no one is better a thumb war than me, trust me." We arent too sure where these questions leave us. we also have many more questions. Is it legal for trump to do this? will it cause government shutdown? Will this cause a nation wide panic in america? will the democratic party step in? this all seems unbelievable. tune in to the next white house conference. please remember to vote, your voice counts!
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