Richard "The sexual assault" Switzer at it again!!
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04/16/19
Richard Switzer, more commonly known as "Richard Swindler" and Richard "sexual assault" Switzer, is back to his same old shenanigans. Early Monday morning, a new victim came forward with allegations against the 23 year old Hollywood producer. Maria MCcuntfuck (35) stated that the Switzer invited her over to his place for "fun conversation" and a "movie." Ms. MCcuntfuck stated that things were going well, when all of a sudden things took a turn for the worst. "We were about 20 minutes into the movie when he turned over and stared violently at me." She goes on to say that Switzer then leaned in and said "I'm going to eat your fucking pussy until you can't move anymore, you'll be wet for the next year baby, this tongue has worked more miracles than Mother Theresa." To make matters worse, after the assault took place, he then managed to swindle her out of 50 thousand dollars to finance his new talking dog movie. When Switzer was asked about the allegations and his new upcoming talking dog movie, he stated " Yeah, I swindled 50 grand from the bitch but my pussy eating skills are worth every penny. As for the dog movie, it'll be fucking ickkk rother." Police are still investigating the matter.
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