"TRUMP GUILTY OF OBSTRUCTION", says Putin
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In a statement released by the Kremlin today, Russian President for Life Vladamir Y. Putin has broken his silence on the Mueller investigation and has announced that, in fact, his country was behind the Trump win in the November 2018 election and that his government did organize a social media campaign that helped propel Trump to victory by influencing susceptible, low IQ Americans who were easily swayed by their disinformation campaign.
He went on to say that it has been the goal of Russian intelligence services to undermine American elections for at least 30 years, and with the surprise entrance of Trump in the republican primaries early on, they saw their chance. In his brash, tell no truth type of personality, they saw their perfect opportunity. He explained how they used Trumps lack of intelligence and his quest for power, coupled with his greed, to gain influence over his campaign and to influence his administrations position on Ukraine early on.
They had GRU handlers behind the scenes, instructing Trump on who to put in certain administrative positions, which positions to leave vacant and which to fill.
They were there, guiding his every move as he made executive orders, one after another. They instructed him on how to steamroll over the resistance in the face of what would seem like insurmountable evidence against him in legal issues.
He also said they were at his beck and call, any time of the day, if he needed guidance on how to throw the investigators off his trail. Gave him pointers on what to say, or not to say, when he was inevitably caught in a lie.
He only decided to expose Trump with this statement when it became apparent that Trump and his republican sycophants were getting a little too cocky for their own good.
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