Serial Killer Wreaks Havoc in Destin Florida

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BREAKING NEWS: Today police revealed the description of a serial rapist and killer who has been turning this beloved vacation spot into a ghost town. Seven women described by police commissioner David Papshmear as “attractive women in their thirties and forties” have been found floating in the water at or near Mid-Bay Bridge. Each woman was found within a hour of their disappearance “brutally stabbed multiple times.” Stories seem to contradict themselves concerning the assailant’s description leaving Max Dickenballs, manager of the Wyndham Resorts, to believe there may be more than one killer on the loose. The peculiar thing about this story is that each victim had just traded in their Denalii’s their husband got them for an Infinity. The theory posed by Cap. Hugh Jass is that it is because they break down so easily. Vacationers and residents have been put on high alert.

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