Seneca, SC at Risk of Nuclear Attack
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A recent sink hole reconstruction unearthed a small, yet live, nuclear weapon. It is believed to be related to a wreck from two years ago, where a tractor trailer was carrying items related to the Charlotte nuclear station.
While all seems fine at the moment, DHEC is recommending that people carry tin foil in their cars when traveling through this area, to prevent radiation from spreading. According to Sargeant Carter, "It is essential to make a tin foil hat if you see any red, glowing objects in the area. "
If you have any questions, please contact
1-800-IGO-TCHA
Or letters can be sent to
SC DHEC
123-I Gotcha Lane
Seneca, SC 29670
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