Arrested for attempting to buy clothes

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On the 25th October 2020 At approximately 09:32 this morning Christopher Newton, Aged 30 from Newbridge was arrested as he entered a local Asda store in Blackwood. He walked inside the store knocking over blockades in place to stop the sale of none essential items. He then refused to put the items back and continued to pay through self service. Gwent police arrived on the scene completely naked as clothes are non essential. Christopher Newton over heard one of the gwent police officers say, As he almost fell over, That he was really tired and he couldn’t sleep last night as he was unable to buy a blanket and pillow for his bed. Another officer was about to take the statement of what happened when Mr Newton entered the store in Blackwood but his pen run out of ink and his book was already full luckily for Mr Newton he was unable to buy pens and books as they’re non essential items. Christopher Newton was realised at 10:40 with no further action as the welsh government are doing more than enough screwing up this country without the help of anyone else.

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