Dane Robertson gets to speak at Cape Hanlopen Graduation

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Dane Robertson is an astounding student at Cape Henlopen High School. He had A Honor Roll throughout high school. He also played many sports such as basketball and lacrosse. He dropped out of basketball because he is such a wimp and very short at just about 6 feet. He likes to poop upside down and let the fieasese fall on top of him. He will smear it all over him and lick it like a cat. Just imagine it.

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