Scottish Man Marries Own Dog

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Scottish Man Marries Own Dog

Llochgiplhead, 14th February 2019. News Article by Ivor Bigun.



Craig Butler today married his long term girlfriend, Shadow.

Mr Butler, 38 from Llochgilphead, Scotland, finally tied the knot in a private kennel the two have been sharing since December 2014.

When interviewed, Mr Butler stated "If it wasn't for my ickle woof woof I don't know how I'd be able to get all the money from the passer's by when begging. He's a cash machine on legs."

Mr Butler then proceeded to say "Ever since my mother abandoned me as a baby, and I was raised by wolves, I've had a thing for them. It's an obsession."

It is unsure whether they have had consummated the marriage yet.

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