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At a press conference just 4 hours ago, President Trump stated that "Bowel Movements Are Good For Digestive Health." Within these 4 hours Trump Supporters have bought the country clean of Ex-Lax. There is none to be found by those with a real problem. Four Hundred and 18 of these people have been hospitalized with an Ex-Lax Overdose. A nurse at Baylor Scott and White has gone on record saying "In my 35 years in nursing, the last 3 hours has been the shittiest." Just minutes ago President Trump tweeted "It was a press conference. I was just talking shit. You people should be use to this by now. When I said bowel movements I wasn't talking about taking a shit. I was just talking about bowels moving." Now that, that is clear. Stop It!


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