WANTED ALIVE!!!!
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A young woman was caught on camera stealing jelly beans and pork chops from Stop N Shop last night at approximately 7:45 pm. As the salesperson approached her she ran out of the store screaming, "I gots ta eat! Leave me lone!"
If you see or know her please call shoplifters anonymous at 1-800-got-chaa
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