Blackburns gurning ginger pretzel stalks children again
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At it again blackburns biggest gurning stalker caught lurking outside under 16 premises preying on his victims, one person quoted. "It's horrible last week I seen him taking ket while talking to children", another upset mother quoted. "We can't even take my kids to the park he was gurning all mangled up like a pretzel" horrible news to Blackburn, reports have been made and the locals are alert! We would like you all to stay calm and alert, if anyone sees are suspects any suspicious behaviour from him please don't hesitate to call us, we have confident information and cctv footage, however we need his father "woodie" to please come in and hand in a written statement for Conor smells of piss and biscuits
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