Vermilion Baseball Legend has Eggplant Surgically Removed from Rectum
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Adam Robert Beach was found screaming in the Taco Bell restroom on Rt. 60 early Friday morning. Authorities were contacted and arrived to a gruesome scene. Two Doritos Locos tacos and 1 hour wait and the eggplant became a projectile. Adam refused medical treatment and is quoted saying "this is normal for me."
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