Police hunt crazed blackburn woman
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The police are on the hunt for a suspicious looking woman, whom lancashire police have named as A Miss Kim Macquarrie aged 47 of lynthorpe road blackburn. She was last seen in the local Matalan on Thursday 27th October making of with 3 sets of cups. One witness said '' she looked proper shifty, giving me the shit eye and shouting abuse at myself and the cashier who asked her if she needed any help.Dont let the sweet smile fool you, she seems like a nasty piece of work'' this woman could be dangerous as she has been known to throw cups before and may cause serious injury. If you have any information on the whearabouts of Miss MacQuarrie please call crimstoppers on 0800 282930
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