Sulphur man sets new world record
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Jacob Boyette of Sulphur, formerly Moss Bluff. Recently set the new word record for sucking golf balls through a water hose. Boyette was very excited after his accomplishments. Saying, "I've been sucking my entire life for this very moment." His wife Morgan says, I'm not suprised, he's sucked the entire time we've been together. But he has a beautiful daughter so I'll keep him." When asked of future plans Boyette says, "to keep sucking".
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