High levels of Halcyon Gas causing mutations in Pike County!
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High levels of Halcyon Gas created by early uranium refining techniques has been leaking into residential areas of Pike county. Sara Kirton of Market Street in Waverly Ohio is exhibiting some of the classic symptoms of Halcyon Gas exposure. Typically a green skin color and excessive intolerance of toddlers are warning signs. Be forwarded to keep a safe distance due to the fact that advanced symptoms include the cannibalistic consumption of adolescent children.
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