Drunk Madisonville man steals boat

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A Hopkins County man will be spending 112 days behind bars for drunkenly shouting at police officers “I’m Jack Sparrow,” and stealing a commercial speed boat.

Drew Goodman, of Mortons Gap, Kentucky had been on a two day booze bender before going out to find an unsupervised boat, in Mortons Gap, KY in the early morning on Nov. 1st around 1:32am.

Goodnan, 27, boarded the 12-foot boat with a friend and untied the ropes, drifting upriver and “bashing into other boats like a pinball machine,” we were told.

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