Stolen Newspapers

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Danny Bird is wanted for failure to deliver newspapers. Sometimes he thinks he can just skip houses and keep their paper.
Do not try to approach h this man as he may break out his ninja skills.
Last seen wearing a white helmet and carrying a box of crayons.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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