Young Chorley girl admits addiction to the sesh
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Katie Wilde, only 19 years old, has finally admitted that she is addicted to the sesh. A close source to Katie has spoken out and revealed that they saw the intoxicated Chorley girl allegedly reject a call from her nan because the sesh was also calling. Another source also suggests that the reason behind Katie finally admitting her alcoholism is that her family was fed up of her arriving at their houses, stumbling over the front door, trying to ride the family dog "into battle" and falling asleep in the bathtub all the while it's supposed to be family time. It's not certain of Katie's current whereabouts but it's thought she may be residing in The George, Chorley, specifically on top of the bar singing 'Bat out of hell-meatloaf'. Friends have advised that you approach this girl with caution(with a jägerbomb) and she may just be your friend.
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