Gareth Jones wears pink lycra
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Evidence has come to light that esteemed horror writer Gareth Jones, of Dread Central fame, sleeps in pink lycra pyjamas.
A quote from a police officer called to the scene of a recent break-in said "I couldn't believe what I saw, Pestilence was crying in pink PJs about his stolen Backstreet Boys album. It took all of my professional resolve to remain calm and not laugh"
Sources close to Gareth deny the colour of the pyjamas.
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