Belfast woman to be summoned to court after local disturbances.
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Police are trying to locate a woman in her late 20's from the falls road area, in West belfast following an alcohol induced disturbance at approximately 1am in the early hours of Saturday morning. Witnesses state the woman, who was highly intoxicated, repeatedly flashed at passing local police officers after being initially stopped for making offensive finger guestures.
Sergent Reynolds, of Musgrave street Barricks stated; "We are asking witnesses who may have been in the falls road area of West Belfast early hours on Saturday morning for information regarding the suspect, of the theft of 2 City council traffic cones, an incident of flashing including offensive finger gestures then proceeding to flee from police down a nearby alleyway, after screaming obsceneties.
The woman then concluded on jumping over the back fence of a nearby house on Beechmount Grove after hurling a black stiletto over at unsuspecting officers. One police officer reports being injured and required 5 stitches to his groin area and unfortunately lost a testicle.
Any witnesses with information on this incident please call non emergenctmy number 101
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