Mitchell injury rocks McKirdy
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Veteran baller Jim Mitchell made his much anticipated come back to the sevens game on Tuesday night at McKirdy. The overrated box to box "midfielder" put in a rusty and complacent display, however did get his name on the score sheet when the ball hit him on the leg and beat sweeper keeper George Bartie.
Mitchell had been out of action for three months after tearing a muscle in his vagina, and many more capable replacements have been stepping in at short notice. With Mitchell's comeback, it was relied on for some of the stronger players in the team to make up for his shortcoming, with promising goal keeper "Young Brick" making a series of world class saves from thunderbolt efforts by Colin Kirwan and Darrell Hamilton. The game went to the wire, but a number of offside goals ended up being the difference and secured the win for Mitchell's team.
Following the match, reporting has indicated a possible recurrence of Mitchell's fanny tear with him posting comments on social media in search of a tampon.
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