Parish President Gordon Dove Hospitalized
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Terrebonne Parish President Gordon Dove is relaxing peacefully this afternoon in a local hospital recovering from what insiders say was literally a pain in his ass.
After using a Duplantis Truckline crane to roll the morbidly obese parish leader over, doctors discovered a Kit Kat wrapper, a toy Tonka truck and a DirecTv remote lodged in his anus. "I've been looking for that remote for 6 months!" said Dove.
When asked about his best friends' current condition, Sheriff Jerry 'Boss Hog' Larpenter joked "Hell, had Gordy told me he was having problems I woulda sent the best detective I have in there to investigate." "When it comes to investigating what's below a zipper or behind a belt, no one out-skills Kody Viosin. That's why he's a captain. He's an expert!" he continued.
We'll just take your word, Sheriff on Mr. Voisin's ability to resolve the issues that lie within one's pants.
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