President Trump to meet with Rena Quigle and discuss run for Mayor.
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Rena Quigle wants to run for mayor of LaHarpe, Illinois. President Trump, being fully aware of all political matters large and small, wanted to unsure Mrs. Quigle has what it takes to run a town of roughly 1,500 people. Trump described bust size as one of the most important factors in female candidates. He was quoted as saying, "They have to be big, I mean real big, huge, the biggest." Trump also believes that women running for office should dress like women. "Dresses, little skirts, I mean short skirts, the shortest." When questioned about hand size Trump quipped, "That doesn't really matter." There is also speculation about a wall being built at the Iowa border. President Trump fully supports the wall "to keep Iowa out!" It is unclear what Mrs. Quigle thinks about the wall.
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