Smegma Diet Found to Increase Life Expectancy by 128
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A recent study by scientists from the Scientific Health Investigation Team has discovered that a diet consisting of daily doses of smegma can prolong life, attributed to the naturally occurring minerals found in the man-made substance
Dr. Richard Queso, Head of Research, claimed in an oral presentation that he "thoroughly enjoyed this research - in particular administering daily doses to test subjects". While some test subjects admit that at times participating in the project "sucked," most they eventually agreed that going downtown to finish the project came with benefits. Others who participated in the research felt it was a great release and a load off their back once it was completed.
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