Appeal For Missing Drug Dealer
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Gwent police have been looking for a boy in suspicion of robbing a Tescos produce van as it parked up near Tesco, Newport at approximelty 5:50 on Saturday, the boy is descibed to be 5,6", brown greasy hair, and talks with a slurred musky voice. He was last seen in his Green Ford KA with a missing bumper and no number plates, he was wearing a cheap primark hoodie, a ripped pair of Lonsdale joggers and a crusty pair of Slazenger trainers. It was thought that he stole almost 160 items that would be found in Tescos popular meal deal sarnie selection and 3 packs of Carling and a crate of Amberleaf Tobacco. He was known to hang around the popular Fairwater Shops with multiple boys we have in connection with the robbery, a few of the names mentioned were 'goughitch' 'devvo' 'ginger bollocks' and 'k.king' these boys were quoted on selling the 'pengest strawberry leng in branistan' if you have any information please contact White Noize at 016836911
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