Charlie Fisher and the Inbreeding Epidemic
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The Gryphon School, a rural academy, with a population of 1600 students has witnessed a rare phenomena as today, 28th of March 2017, police stormed the school and arrested one Charlie Fisher on accounts of relentless inbreeding. The police were apparently informed after a notorious whistle blower by the name of Harvey Burden linked them to Charlie's brother's facebook page where they made a disturbing discovery, Charlie had commented 'I just cummed/10' on the newly updated profile picture that his brother had uploaded just hours earlier! Equipped with this knowledge the police were sure that Charlie was a threat to his family and had to move in quick to prevent any further sexual abuse that the young boy of 17 could inflict on his family. After the arrest was made the police went on to interview the family affected by this atrocity, the main victim affected, Charlie's brother Jack, could barely control his emotions and later accidentally farted which coated the room in a thick white element later discovered to be the reminiscence of Charlie's exploits. This story continues to progress and there is much more to be uncovered about this horrific story.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.