Local kiddie fiddler gets a ban!

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A local Dunstable man who is only to be named as 'Paul Walker', has received a 2 year driving ban after absolutely wrecking a motorcyclist in a 1v1 Rust match. Walker was able to get a good hit on the motorbike, ending the mans life.

When Walker was questioned on the incident, this is all he had to say. "Basically yeah, I saw the guy pull out, and saw he was a fucking Arab, so I slammed the gas on and hit the Muslim cunt".

Bystanders who witnessed the crash claimed they heard Walker yelling 'get out my country you benefit scrounging, goat-fucking, sand monkey prick'.
It was also found in court that Paul Walker had also been convicted of 27 counts of child sex abuse cases, leading him to be a big black guys bitch in prison.

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