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Mario himself has gone out of his way to ensure nothing will happen to his star players in game 5 set to be played in Americas Capital this evening.

The Penguins again, are force feeding the Captitals Penguin genitila and leading series 3-1 .

It's noted that Ovi and Niskenin have been brought to front lines on a controversial hit the Penguins superstar ealier this week.

Mario has said , we will not back down and with this guy in the line up tonight ? My god I feel for Washiton.

Crosby went on record saying that he feels good now because no one will mess with us.

Ovi was asked what his take was on the whole situation . " well I don't know anymore, penguin dick hurts in the ass. I try to hit his head he come back, if we lose tonight I go back KHL wit my Aids ( helpers) next yr ".
Ovi was asked about the player coming back tonight . All he said was " FUCK"
Niskanin was in the washroom stall and wen knocked on the door all he said was 'my ass hurts rite now have some respect and let me apply this cream"

The Penguins hope to send the presidents trophy winning Capitals homr yet again further added to Crosbys better campaign

Welcome back 29 Phillip Bourque

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